"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me
Every time I play Assassin’s Creed.
Some of my favourite @YABOIDOUBLED tweets
CRYING IM PEE
*goes to bed*
I can’t. I must fulfill my duties.
sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table