kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

bonapurple:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me

I am slightly afraid.

"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me

Every time I play Assassin’s Creed.

tatumfanservice:

little-miss-anthropy:

Some of my favourite @YABOIDOUBLED tweets

CRYING IM PEE

*goes to bed*

MAJOR FUCKING SIDE-EYE

dickpunch69:

holy infant so tender and mild

dickpunch69:

holy infant so tender and mild

erratichearts asked: come back to meeeee

I can’t. I must fulfill my duties. 

wherethefuckisbulbasaur:

 

sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations 

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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its all ghetto and ignorant until white people want to do it